make a product for collecting feedback requests
email all 10,000 subscribers that I'm testing something and if they could please email swizec@excuseme.wtf
set up bot to automatically like girlfriend's and sister's instas
Make a miniWIP to check lists of IPs against stuff in http://iplists.firehol.org/ becuase fuck this shit why is there nothing good out there
become rich enough to spend 24/7 chasing JavaScript fads and launching books/courses every week on everything new
add new css trick that @pugson taught me to all login forms
cleanup accounting app